Rak's Bachelor Bash: August 8/30/02 - 9/1/02

(Posted September 7, 2002)

As we grow older and fatter, it's important that we take the time to document our lives when we were still young, thin, and had hair.

Oh, the memories of our time together. The brotherhood. The good times. The illegal acts.

Here is the photographic evidence of the weekend that shall live infamy as a whole new set of legends develops:


 


Chris, Rak, Joseph, Mike, and several bags full of severed body parts get ready to head north from Palo Alto.

 


Joseph proves that the Germans are as good at putting cargo room in their cars as they are at whupping Frenchie ass.

 


Hey, why is it that the Chinese guys are taking all the pictures? Isn't that a false stereotype?

 


Mmmmmmm. Crab legs.

 


The closing ceremonies of the first annual Foffa International Federation Of Competitive Eating Championship. The winner, by a leg? Rick "Mad Dog" St. John. Special recognition goes to Kelso for training the hardest for the match.

 


Rick masters the difficult art of the "air beer."

 


Kelso relishes telling Andrew that yes, he in fact will be the last to get married (though not the last to have kids, thanks to little Paloma).

 


Some pictures speak for themselves.

 


Rak has a new dress code to follow.